Vodka/Billie/Blaze/Mona
My new neighbours held a house warming party and invited all their neighbours round as well as their own friends and family. It was the first time that I had spoken to some of my neighbours. The topic turned to Vodka who it seems is well known to them. In one apartment she is known as Mona (”moaner”), in another as Billie (after the singer) and in another as Blaze. She receives food from all of them hence her low-slung belly. Embarrassingly I was asked more than once “is she pregnant?” Later in the evening Vodka joined the paty herself, nonchalantly walking in to an apartment with 50+ people in it and settled herself on the sofa ignoring the loud music but probably quite interested in the chicken drumsticks near by.

